Hammocking up as The Todd adviced is highly NOT recommended. Hammocks mock the sacred idea of Ham. Ham-Mock. See? It is only mockery of Ham.
Also, some people have been concerned whether they can be men of Ham while being a part of certain religious groups who have banned the use of ham. Fear not, I say, while the ultimate expression of Ham Ham Mah-Ham-Ha-Rooza is eating Ham, one is still capable of being a follower of Ham without physically consuming Ham. This does not offend Ham. And you can revere ham in your mind or soul.
Respect Ham and Ham will respect you. Ham is forgiving. You will not become No Ham-man without greatly offending Ham, and even if you did, Ham would still forgive you.
